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I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS

Mar. 8th, 2012 | 11:59 pm
Mood: ecstaticecstatic

This is a huge nerdgasm for me. Guess I better go see War Horse so I can squee over Sherlock and Loki riding pretty pretty horses. What is it about tall British dudes with curly hair suddenly appearing in all my fandoms? And fuck, now I have to see the upcoming Star Trek movie too. I don't dislike Star Trek, but I know exactly squat about it. Curse you Cumberbatch for looking so awesome in the production photos, with your dark hair and trench coat billowing in the wind!


Benedict Cumberbatch with Tom Hiddleston

P.S. Dear Fandom, please write me cracky Smaug and Loki fanfiction. 

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TV You Should Be Watching, Part II

Nov. 22nd, 2011 | 08:34 pm
Mood: excitedexcited
Soundtrack: "Between the Bars" Madeleine Peyroux

My newest fandom is beautiful and filled with subtext. Amazing, sexy, British subtext.



Although it takes place in modern London, it is surprisingly true to the books and the spirit of the characters. Sherlock is an asexual sociopath addicted to nicotine patches and John Watson has ugly sweaters and a blog, LOL.

Incidentally, the actor who plays John Watson (Martin Freeman) will be playing Bilbo Baggins and Sherlock's actor (Benedict Cumberbatch, holy fuck, is that the most British name ever) will be voicing and doing the motion capture for Smaug the dragon in the upcoming Hobbit movies. :D  FANDOM OVERLAP, FUCK YEAH. But I just know there is going to be some weird Bilbo/Smaug porn now. *facepalm*


Edit: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT, RULE 34! I should have known.

"Sleeping With Dragons"
by Random_Nexus
Smaug!Sherlock/Hobbit!John
http://archiveofourown.org/works/258571

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TV You Should Be Watching (If you aren't already)

Oct. 14th, 2011 | 12:57 am
Mood: blahblah
Soundtrack: "There Are Worse Things I Could Do" Grease soundtrack

In no particular order of quality, genre, or maturity:

Archer (Classic James Bond style with modern inappropriate humor.)














The Borgias (I keep expecting Ezio to just fly by a window or something.)














My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (References to David Bowie, Star Wars, and Lord of the Rings? Hell yes.)














Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heros (Cute and surprisingly funny.)














Dragon Ball Z: Abridged (Not technically a TV show, but it's over 9000 times better than the original series.)



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When I grow up...

Sep. 12th, 2011 | 12:29 pm

Eating SpongeBob Mac & Cheese while watching My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic at 12:30 PM in my pajamas.

I AM AN ADULT.

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RULE 34, Subsection P: If it exists, there are ponies of it.

Aug. 5th, 2011 | 08:20 pm
Mood: enthralledenthralled

Step 1. Go to deviantART.
Step 2. Search for "pony" followed by any other word.
Step 3. Profit.


I have given into peer pressure from my adult male friends and have begun watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. It is far better than it has any right to be, but that is probably because its made by the same people who did all the good Cartoon Network stuff from the 90s, like The Powerpuff Girls. But what's really good about the show is the fandom. Did you know there is a parallel universe entirely of ponies?

Pony's Creed and Captain Equestria. Seriously. (Image heavy!)Collapse )

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These are a few of my favorite things~

May. 6th, 2011 | 01:45 am

I waste a lot of time on the internet. Here are a few of my favorite haunts:


HUMOR
http://failblog.org/
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/
http://www.scarysextoyfriday.com/(NSFW)
http://notalwaysright.com/
http://www.regretsy.com/ (NSFW sometimes)


COMICS
http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/ (Updates Mondays)
http://oglaf.com/ (NSFW, updates Sundays)
http://sassycreed.tumblr.com/
http://toothpastefordinner.com/


GAMES
http://dragcave.net/
http://armorgames.com/play/5379/sushi-cat
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More Wordle BS

Apr. 21st, 2011 | 02:00 am

I am addicted to wordle now.



Hellsing "The Bird of Hermes"

Inspired by the quote on Alulcard's coffin in the manga Hellsing, this is the full version of the famous alchemic text the Ripley Scroll, with emphasis on the words "drink blood."

Wordle: Hellsing "The Bird of Hermes"


The Wiccan Rede

The Wiccan Rede shown in five colors to corespond with the five elements of nature in Wiccan magic. Emphasis is placed on the words "Harm None."

Wordle: The Wiccan Rede


The Charge of the Goddess

The famous poem by Doreen Valiente done in blues, greens, and browns on black to suggest the earth in space.

Wordle: The Charge of the Goddess

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Apr. 19th, 2011 | 02:44 pm

After seeing [info]jukeboxhound's  wordle for her excellent fic Eir's Tomorrow, I had to make one myself, only instead of using a sweeping masterpiece of plot and characterization, I used by porny Ezio/Leo fic Curiosity. After arranging it in various ways, I decided to keep this one because it had the most awkward placement of words, like "enjoy men wet long time."

Wordle: Wordle for gay fanfiction "Curiousity"

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Writer's block is the PC way of saying "can't be assed about it"

Mar. 13th, 2011 | 02:34 pm
Mood: lazylazy




My current fanfiction writing muse is Leonardo da Vinci, the world's most famous procrastinator. *facepalm* No wonder I fail at updating.
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Art History

Mar. 9th, 2011 | 06:17 pm
Mood: peacefulpeaceful



Just because.
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